'Nuffin but Oats' Sweatshirt
You're stranded in the middle of the ocean on a boho-hipster pirate ship constructed from whimsical knick knacks like unicycle wheels, non-gmo asparagus stalks, and sails made from stitched coffee bean bags. A kraken approaches. Your crew's favorite indie Spotify playlist has been replaced by a self-improvement podcast.
In summary: the rations are low, vibes - off, water - scarce.
But, despite the dire nature of the situation you now find yourself in, you spot salvation on the horizon, moving towards you at a breakneck speed, as if Zeus himself has ferried it across the cresting waves. Hipster ambrosia has arrived. Oat milk is here.
Guzzle your nectar in peace, rekindle the vibes between your crew, thwart the approaching kraken, and commemorate this bliss eternally with our “Nuffin but Oats” sweatshirt.
It'd sure be cooler if ya did.
*We recommend to order your true size for an oversized look*
The impact of your purchase
Delivery & Returns
Shipping:
- FREE U.S. SHIPPING & RETURNS OVER $100
Returns:
- We gladly accept returns within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued to the original form of payment. Orders placed with store credit can only be refunded in store credit.
- Please note that returned merchandise must be unworn, undamaged, and unwashed.
- Contact sunkenparadiseapparel@gmail.com to make any returns.
Sizing Guide
Suggested Waist Sizes for Pants
- S = 29-31"
- M = 31-33"
- L = 33-35"
- XL = 35-37"
Tops
- S = chest 22" x length 27"
- M = chest 23" x length 28"
- L = chest 24" x length 29"
- XL = chest 25" x length 30"
*We recommend to order your true size for an oversized look*
Sizing Guide
- S = 29-31"
- M = 31-33"
- L = 33-35"
- XL = 35-37"
Cropped Lengths of The Tile Pant:
- S = 35.5"
- M = 36"
- L = 37"
- XL = 37.5"
T Shirts
- S = chest 22" x length 27"
- M = chest 23" x length 28"
- L = chest 24" x length 29"
- XL = chest 25" x length 30"
*We recommend to order your true size for an oversized look*