Aspirational Soccer Mom Club Hat
$35.00
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G-Wagons, charcuterie boards, organic juice boxes, wine, and a willingness to pretend like your kid is actually good at sports, while getting positively embarrassed on the soccer field.
Welcome to the modern utopia. Price of entry for most is high. Sacrifices are made: dairy in lattes, gluten, possibly your forehead mobility.
You though, the aspirational sort, can achieve this same status while keeping your complete range of facial expressions intact.
For $35 and a healthy appreciation of corduroy, join the aspirational soccer mom alliance; after all, hats are the new botox.
The impact of your purchase
Delivery & Returns
Shipping:
- FREE U.S. SHIPPING & RETURNS OVER $100
Returns:
- We gladly accept returns within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued to the original form of payment. Orders placed with store credit can only be refunded in store credit.
- Please note that returned merchandise must be unworn, undamaged, and unwashed.
- Contact sunkenparadiseapparel@gmail.com to make any returns.
Sizing Guide
Suggested Waist Sizes for Pants
- S = 29-31"
- M = 31-33"
- L = 33-35"
- XL = 35-37"
Tops
- S = chest 22" x length 27"
- M = chest 23" x length 28"
- L = chest 24" x length 29"
- XL = chest 25" x length 30"
*We recommend to order your true size for an oversized look*